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COHEN the BARBARIAN VS. the BASILISK !!!
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Death says: I REALLY DON'T LIKE DOING ALL THESE FAVOURS FOR YOU PEOPLE.
Cohen the Barbarian screams: You hit my wife!  Now I'll hit you!
Cohen the Barbarian follows you.
Death says: I MEAN, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
> n
Cohen the Barbarian arrives from the south.
Cohen the Barbarian follows you.
You are now in the desert.  The yellow sea of sand extends in every direction.During the day it bakes under the direct assault of the sun, but during the night the temperature is kept up by heat radiating off everything during the night.  Sand dune after sand dune lay before you, flowing in this and in that direction as decreed by the whim of the wind.  When it blows, it does not bring coolness or relief from the unbearable heat but the sensation of one having a bath in hell while being scrubbed by a sponge made of sand paper.
It is a hot secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
Cohen the Barbarian is standing here.
> nw
Cohen the Barbarian arrives from the southeast.
Cohen the Barbarian follows you.
You are now in the desert.  The yellow sea of sand extends in every direction. During the day it bakes under the direct assault of the sun, but during the night the temperature is kept up by heat radiating off everything during the night.  Sand dune after sand dune lay before you, flowing in this and in that direction as decreed by the whim of the wind.  When it blows, it does not bring coolness or relief from the unbearable heat but the sensation of one having a bath in hell while being scrubbed by a sponge made of sand paper.
It is a hot secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
Cohen the Barbarian is standing here.
> e
Death says: OH WELL, I SUPPOSE IT WON'T HURT.
Cohen the Barbarian arrives from the west.
Cohen the Barbarian follows you.
You are now in the desert.  The yellow sea of sand extends in every direction. During the day it bakes under the direct assault of the sun, but during the night the temperature is kept up by heat radiating off everything during the night.  Sand dune after sand dune lay before you, flowing in this and in that direction as decreed by the whim of the wind.  When it blows, it does not bring coolness or relief from the unbearable heat but the sensation of one having a bath in hell while being scrubbed by a sponge made of sand paper.
It is a hot secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
Cohen the Barbarian is standing here.
> n
Death says: JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE I DID THIS FOR YOU!
Cohen the Barbarian arrives from the south.
Cohen the Barbarian follows you.
You are now in the desert.  The yellow sea of sand extends in every direction. During the day it bakes under the direct assault of the sun, but during the night the temperature is kept up by heat radiating off everything during the night.  Sand dune after sand dune lay before you, flowing in this and in that direction as decreed by the whim of the wind.  When it blows, it does not bring coolness or relief from the unbearable heat but the sensation of one having a bath in hell while being scrubbed by a sponge made of sand paper.
It is a hot secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
Cohen the Barbarian and a desert lion are standing here.
> w
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the desert lion.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the desert lion.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the desert lion.
Cohen the Barbarian soul is about to be ripped apart.
Cohen the Barbarian arrives from the east.
Cohen the Barbarian follows you.
You are now in the desert.  The yellow sea of sand extends in every direction. During the day it bakes under the direct assault of the sun, but during the night the temperature is kept up by heat radiating off everything during the night.  Sand dune after sand dune lay before you, flowing in this and in that direction as decreed by the whim of the wind.  When it blows, it does not bring coolness or relief from the unbearable heat but the sensation of one having a bath in hell while being scrubbed by a sponge made of sand paper.
It is a hot secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
Cohen the Barbarian and a basilisk are standing here.
Death says: I MAY NOT BE SO FORGIVING IN THE FUTURE.  BE MORE CAREFUL.
Death gets back onto Binky and rides away.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk gashes Cohen the Barbarian with its teeth.
> l basilisk
This is a basilisk. A reptilian creature often coils up like a snake when it is resting. It has legendary saucer shaped eyes. Because its ears detect its meal is coming, it has now uncoiled itself to striking position in its full TWENTY feet length. What a terrifying sight! As if that is not enough, it is dribbling corrosive yellow slime.
It is in good shape.
It is standing.
You hear a pattering of many tiny feet.
The ground suddenly opens up in front of your feet and a bunch of manically
grinning dwarves pop out and start bouncing around in front of you.
> l cohen
This is the Disc's greatest hero, currently back in Ankh-Morpork from a rampage through the Counterweight Continent, to fill in as weaponmaster for the Warriors' Guild.  He is skinny, exceedingly elderly , totally bald, with a beard almost down to his knees and a pair of matchstick legs on which varicose veins have traced the street map of quite a large city.  He has so many scars you could play noughts and crosses on him, although your hand would be chopped off if you dared.  Though old, he looks exceedingly mean.  Be careful not to cross him!
He is slightly hurt.
He is standing.
Wearing : a leopard skin loincloth, a skull-design buckle and belt, a black leather eye patch and two gold skull-motif bracelets.
Carrying: two small turquoise vials and a pair of large leather boots.
His purse is bulging with coins.
With a huge smile one of whispers in your ear: "Here, take this book.  But don't mention it to Death.  Ok?"
Without waiting, they all leap back into the hole which slowly closes after them.
Cohen the Barbarian's soul is being torn apart.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against 0's attack.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian hard with its tail.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian's brain is afire.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
The basilisk rips flesh off of Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against 0's attack.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian's eyeballs are being drilled through.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against 0's attack.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk smashes its tail into Cohen the Barbarian.
The basilisk gashes Cohen the Barbarian with its teeth.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian hard with its tail.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
The basilisk gashes Cohen the Barbarian with its teeth.
Cohen the Barbarian's soul is being torn apart.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against 0's attack.
The basilisk leaves a trail of yellow slime as it whips about.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk gashes Cohen the Barbarian with its teeth.
Cohen the Barbarian's brain is afire.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against 0's attack.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian hard with its tail.
The basilisk rips flesh off of Cohen the Barbarian.
Cohen the Barbarian's soul is being torn apart.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against 0's attack.
Cohen the Barbarian's eyeballs are being drilled through.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk gashes Cohen the Barbarian with its teeth.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian hard with its tail.
> l
You are now in the desert.  The yellow sea of sand extends in every direction. During the day it bakes under the direct assault of the sun, but during the night the temperature is kept up by heat radiating off everything during the night.  Sand dune after sand dune lay before you, flowing in this and in that direction as decreed by the whim of the wind.  When it blows, it does not bring coolness or relief from the unbearable heat but the sensation of one having a bath in hell while being scrubbed by a sponge made of sand paper.
It is a hot secundus autumn's afternoon with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west.
Cohen the Barbarian and a basilisk are standing here.
> l cohen
He is bad shape.
The basilisk leaves a trail of yellow slime as it whips about.
Cohen the Barbarian is totally helpless against the basilisk's attack.
The basilisk rips flesh off of Cohen the Barbarian.
The basilisk hits Cohen the Barbarian.
> l cohen
He is in very bad shape.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian kicks the basilisk into a bloody mess.
Cohen the Barbarian jabs the basilisk in the stomach.
Cohen the Barbarian kicks the basilisk into a bloody mess.
> l basilisk
It is slightly hurt.
The basilisk winds itself around its victim.
Cohen the Barbarian asks: No reshpect for eldersh, have you?
The basilisk prepares its deadly gaze.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian viciously hooks the basilisk under the chin.
Cohen the Barbarian elbows the basilisk in the face.
The basilisk winds itself around its victim.
Cohen the Barbarian jabs the basilisk in the stomach.
Cohen the Barbarian viciously hooks the basilisk under the chin.
Cohen the Barbarian jabs the basilisk in the stomach.
Cohen the Barbarian elbows the basilisk in the face.
Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: You hash guts, I'll give you that!
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
The basilisk winds itself around its victim.
Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: You hash guts, I'll give you that!
Cohen the Barbarian jabs the basilisk in the stomach.
Cohen the Barbarian misses the basilisk.
The basilisk prepares its deadly gaze.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian dodges out of the way of the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian misses the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian elbows the basilisk in the face.
Cohen the Barbarian viciously kicks the basilisk in the stomach.
Cohen the Barbarian dealt the death blow to the basilisk.
Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: My lumbago is giving me gyp again!

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Spacecowboy

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